We've held off on commenting about the local Twilight Firewood stand for quite a while now, but we just can't resist. We think it's hilarious! It kind of takes things to a whole new level. And the sharp-looking stand is certainly an attention getter. Although the small print says to burn the "LaPush bundles" to "keep the evil vampires away," we suspect simply throwing pieces of firewood at them would be just as effective. Stock up now!